craigful

a craig is a builder name so you can use it when you've done something like lifting a heavy weight.
( Like ur mom)

I went to the gym today so im feeling pretty craigful.

To craig

a verb, meaning to list something on Craigslist in order to get it out of your life.

"Do you have any pets?"
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."

Craiged

The act of trying to look like a baller by willingly spending the money you were supposed to pay your moms back with on something you shouldn’t have.

I know dude couldn’t afford that dirt bike, he must have craiged it.

Mom: I don’t know how I’m gonna pay my bills this month since your brother craiged me!

Craiged

To become drunk. To be persuaded to drink until becoming drunk. To stay out at a bar until at least 6:00 AM. To be so drunk the night before that you are unable to perform daily activities because you are so hung over.

Last night I got so craiged!

The Craig

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.

Craig

Adjective: A man usually with long sideburns, broad shoulders and a powerful walk!

"That guy is well Craig-like! Look at his side-burns!"

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Craig

Craig is the sexy character from South Park. He is most known for flipping people off and getting in trouble. Secretly, Craig is a cross-dresser, and he is in love with Tweek!

"Woah man, tht Craig is a FREAKING genius. An idea... MACHINE"

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