gravy wand

A baguette used to magic away excess gravy.

I fetched the gravy wand and cleared my plate.

Bishop Wand

a school for dickheads who have a double decker bus (selfish pricks)

oh you go to Bishop Wand?
yeah
fuck you

Wazzle Wand

A stick or branch segment that looks incredibly similar to an erect penis that both men and woman have found themselves penetrating their bodies and giving themselves splinters in their genitalia - to summarise, it is like a wooden dildo just less smooth and specialised.

Dan: "damn my ass is so sore!'

Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."

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Shit wand

The brush used to wipe clean the shit skid marks off the inside bowls of toilets. Often used in European toilets which do not have inclined bowls, and thus, the shit skids as it is being washed down.

Dude 1: Yeah I just took a big ol'poo and there are skidmarks all over the toilet
Dude 2: You best be usin' that shit wand to clean that shit up.
Dude 3: Sausage

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toilet wand

A pro Fortnite player you should send a friend request to!

Hey, do you want to play fortnite with toilet wand?

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cock wand

Using your cock like a wizard and a magical appliance and dipping it into a dirty brown pot (bum hole) to produce a magical potion

whilst Andrew was playing dungeons and dragon, he slapped his 'COCK WAND' into zena dirty brown pot

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Magic wand

A machine gun.

This term was coined by Tyler, the creator.

"She's gonna be dead, i just a got a magic wand"
-Tyler, the creator, NEW MAGIC WAND

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