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The combination of two totally unrelated things that, when mixed together, create a retarded hell-spawned abomination of god.
a. "Dude, I've decided to mix my love for hip hop and transformers!"
"Oh god..."
"And I'm calling myself Optimus Rhyme!"
"Oh christ..."
b. "Dude, putting chocolate covered hotdogs on your pizza is a mistake. A Real Optimus Rhyme, dude."
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One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.
"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."
When a "Prime Time Little Cigar" is cleared out of all tobacco and refilled with medical marijuana then smoked with all the bros.
Dude, pass me that Optimus Prime Time so I can (get toasted) medicate.
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Transgender ppl who r also bisexual and every other gender there is
Wow its optimus prime
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The grossest level possible. An insult used on only the grimeyst of the grimey. Similar to janky except to a far worse degree. Intended to insult the biggest slut in your area.
John: "Dude, I heard Margaret willingly hooked up with six dudes at once in a cemetary!"
David: "Probably - They don't call her Optimus Grime for no reason."
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A description used for someone who may look like a big throbbing red fire truck with a blue head, but is infact a souless mechanical failure who wasn't constructed to gods true design. Sub prime. To qualify he/she must be a dancelexic and regularly attend Alaskan Spear thrower classes.
1. "Look at Optimus Sub-Prime, he's having a fit on the dancefloor again. Theres something not quite right in that boy".
2. "Watch Out, Optimus Sub-Prime is about to throw his spear!
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One of the higher class phones that comes in Titanium,burgandy,and black. It is an android smart phone. It has special features like visual voicemail , swype,and live wallpapers. Visual voicemail converts all your voicemails in to texts. Swype is a differnt way to text by simpley rubbing around your finger. Live wallpapers are interactible wallpapers. Overall the LG Optimus T is a wonderful,convinent,phone.
The LG Optimus T is a great phone.
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