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a small female around 5'2" and 120 pounds with very thick hands that are used to support the oxs weight on rocky fields while plowing.Little ox are small but stout and compact and useful for plowing fields in the winter. also defined as a chelsea medley..aka think hand.
The little ox was great on plow this winter.
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when a guys pants are too tight and his balls are squished and you can see definition
like camel toe for a woman, but ox toe is for a man
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When a quimby gets out of hand, the bread in the manwich has to do a little slap-down on the ol' quim with a can of Axe and a very large anal plug, causing the quimby to have a gait like a large ox with flatulence stinking of uber-douchey Axe. The insubordinate quimby is then known as a Musk Ox, reminding him of his mistake for a few days, which is usually as long as it takes for the Axe to wear off.
Jared was talking back during our Manwich sesh last night, so Joe had to lay down the law and show him what it's like to be a Musk Ox.
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When a quimby gets out of hand, the bread in the manwich has to do a little slap-down on the ol' quim with a can of Axe and a very large anal plug, causing the quimby to have a gait like a large oxe with flatulence stinking of uber-douchey Axe. The insubordinate quimby is then known as a Musk Oxe, reminding him of his mistake for a few days, which is usually as long as it takes for the Axe to wear off.
Jared was talking back during our Manwich sesh last night, so Joe had to lay down the law and show him what it's like to be a Musk Oxe.
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A red necks version of "Ghetto Booty"
"Hey Vern! Check out the ox tail on my sister!!!!!"
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a large, disgusting, hideous specimen of the female form typically being pursued by your most inept friend under the influence, usually, of extreme beer goggling. A favorite target of shameless beta males, the battle ox serves as a slightly more uncommon "kill" in the icehouse to the usual staple diet of "tatanka" or "heffers" and other various fatties.. a battle ox is of linebacker size and stature with the face of a Hogbeast. see also "wildebeast", "hogbeast", and "Primagen".
"fours" and "fatties" are nothing new to him.... dude, i thought he could sink no lower than the primagen in his long history of unbearable disgusting kills.....until i saw the mindless smiling shtyla slinking out the back door of the pub with that enourmous BATTLE OX at closing..
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