Hogbeast

A female so utterly vile (eg, Kay's sister Carol) that even 12 Holsten Pils & a half bottle of vodka would not be accepted as a viable excuse.

(see Boaby)

on waking up on Saturday & realised I was in bed with that fucking hogbeast Carol, as she escape was impossible as it was sleeping on my arm. I found myself contemplating knawing it off at the shoulder like a trapped fox.

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