Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man
An alcoholic who is a politician.
I just saw Les Patterson in his Volvo.
Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”
FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard
Someone who has a very fruity personality and likes to do fruity things
Person 1:That donny looks fruity
Person 2: He is probably called Declan Patterson
Tilly Patterson is a kind hearted girl, who can be annoying and all lovie dovie but she is one of the best friends you'll ever have..
Tilly Patterson
When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.
Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?
Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...
"RING RING"
Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"
Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!