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Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2019


Les Patterson

An alcoholic who is a politician.

I just saw Les Patterson in his Volvo.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019


Shawn Patterson

Super awesome sex machine

I had great Shawn Patterson last night

by y2bulldog March 15, 2016


Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”

FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard

by Panucci’s_Aaa May 24, 2023


Declan Patterson

Someone who has a very fruity personality and likes to do fruity things

Person 1:That donny looks fruity
Person 2: He is probably called Declan Patterson

by Calamity478 July 16, 2019


Tilly Patterson

Tilly Patterson is a kind hearted girl, who can be annoying and all lovie dovie but she is one of the best friends you'll ever have..

Tilly Patterson

by Sohieblol123 April 1, 2018


Pattersoning

When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.

Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?

Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...

"RING RING"

Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"

Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!

by jazzy_j.a May 25, 2011