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admirer n.1: "Oh my god, look at James Phelps. He is so cute."
admirer n.2: "Cute and hot for sure. 😏"
admirer n.1: "James is a hot cinnamon roll."
A Democrat who hated Gays for many years. Has been dead for almost 5 years.
Man if you keep talking like Fred Phelps you’ll have lesbians and gay men fucking on your lawn
Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
Guy 1: Last night I was going Phelps with my lady friend and…
Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?
Guy 1: No man… Coitus.
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smoking marijana out of a bong than going into a pool and swimming laps
me and my boys are michael phelping at the pool party
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In 2008, became confirmed as a new species of fish. Will probably be best known for having won eight gold medals in a single Olympics, and at the time breaking the world record for seven of them.
I don't get it, I trained just as hard as him, why can't I ever swim faster than him?
Well that's because he was already born at a physical advantage over you, like Michael Phelps is to all the other people whose bodies do not resemble that of an aquatic animal.
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-Another name for a closet pothead.
-Someone who excelles in life and does not let word leak out that they smoke marijuana.
"Hey did you ask Jason if he'll actually smoke with us today?" "Yeah I did. But you know how he is, he's a Micheal Phelps.
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one of the oldest, most profitable and notorious of mining companies, recently sold to freeport mcmoran for $26 billion dollars.
ever hostile to workers, phelps dodge spent over a century in a successful attempt beat the union down. it is estimated that pd spent multiples of the price of a reasonable compromise on wages and conditions to avoid being party to such a compromise. in 1917, the year that cleveland h. dodge, scion of the family and executive of the company, funded an edowment in his name for the betterment of humanity, his company coralled 1700 copper queen mine workers at gunpoint, loaded them on boxcars ankle deep in manure and "deported" them to the new mexico desert without food or water.
cleveland dodge, a founding member of ymca, told his pastor he couldn't have any of the huge profits generated by ww1 burning in his pocket and seeded his foundation with $5million. 1917 net profits for pd were $24million.
why are there enormous craters, pools of acid, tailings piles and slag heaps blighting the sonoran desert of arizona? phelps dodge.
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