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A small man with small wonders. Also related cause of herpes symplex ten and the common pubic lice.
"Wow! He's smaller than phillip!!!"
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Phillip. Noun. A word to describe only the most ornate of people. Unathletic and obsessed just don't do it to describe what a Phillip truly is. Spoiled and just a tad annoying don't fill in the missing gaps of the pie chart describing his traits(He ate 3/4 of it). In one word, Phillip can be described as "wack" this is an understatement but once again, words can't describe.
"Damn, how does that one kid pay for that half-decent truck?"
" Oh, its has Dads, retard. You don't even know Phillip man."
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A nice tall and skinny guy with black hair he is a little weird but always fun to be around for a while he was emo
Is that Phillip
yeah
Man he is always fun to be around
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So a goddamn gas station is a fucking last name?
I’m afraid so. Just without the 66.
Kyla: so Phillips is my last name thanks dad
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A super annoying boy with a small dick. Do NOT trust a phillip who says he has a big dick- he’s most definitely lying to you. Phillips are also known highly for being assholes to their girlfriend.
“Phillip sent me his nudes yesterday, and the man had such a small dick i couldn’t help but laugh at him”
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Defined as an average white american male, A Phillip has nothing special about him. The male is average at best in all aspects of life. They have little to no muscle tone. They are found to have an average flacid penis of 1.25 inches. While erectile they are found to be just below average at 4.5 inches. A Phillip is known to be creepy around the females, while also being socially awkward around his male peers. Nobody should grow up wanting to be a Phillip. They strive to be on Instagram, and be hilarious to what friends they do have.
Tyler- Awww man, they just named that baby Phillip.
Levi- That poor kid. Phillips are gay as hell.
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A boy who refuses to speak under any sircumstances
Why won't he answer me?
Oh don't worry he's just a Phillip.
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