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To play a nice game of ping pong.
The consequesnces of losing are to strip naked either after:
A) One has one the game
B) One has forfeitted the game
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you just take off an article of clothing per time your opponent gets a point
Jimmy and Sara were playin strip ping pong and sara lost. Then proceeded to strip naked for a very happy Jimmy
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A competitive sexual sport whereby a male ejaculates into a female's mouth and she then spits the sperm into the open mouth of another female who is 3 meters away. The second woman then returns fire and the objective of the game is to keep rallying the sperm back and forth. Whichever woman misses will lose.
I'm due in court tomorrow. Apparently the park isn't the right place to play Spuggy Ping-Pong.
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When a group of teenage ping pong players gets really krunk and decides to serve the projectiles at one another, usually at the face or jugular.
Oh shit! You fucking hit my eye! It's a ping pong genocide...
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Used to describe someone who floats from one end of the room to another talking idle chit chat with each and every person without actually making prolonged and meaningful relationship contacts.
"Oh look, there's Darryl playing people ping-pong again... talking to this and that person about all sorts of things..."
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Polish ping pong is played on a regular ping pong table. Best played on a hard floor, the rules require the ball to bounce one time on the floor. Ball can be hit on either side of the table, bouncing any number of times on the table. Makes for a fun twist Expect to run. Very fun!
We got drunk and played polish ping pong. Now I'm exhausted
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When someone who has their nuts in their ass farts and pops them out, sounding like a ping pong game.
"After she gave me a Ping Pong Slap, i popped em out"
"wow, i wish i could Ping Pong Pop like that"
A sexual act involving the woman filling her mouth with beer with her head facing up and having the man tea bag/place his balls in her mouth filled with the beer whilst masturbating.
Boy 1: Yo bro you know Brian?
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!