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Can describe either a male or female. It means you are a VERY dirty person, and you'll do almost anything for ANYONE. You like doing things often called inappropriate.
Female 1: "You know Jessica right?"
Female 2: "Yeah, why?"
Female 1: "She's a TOTAL sewer platypus, she brags about getting sleezy very easy..."
Female 2: "OMG"
The best agent in the world no one can beat him.
Perry the platypus I have a special mission for you
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The awkward relationship between a guy and a girl that is impossible to be defined and catagorized, it is different and/or a random combination of relationships defined by terms such as "just friends", "best friends", "bfgf", "friends with benefit" or anything else. The relationship may or may not be everchanging.
My friend is in a platypus relationship with this girl, its driving him crazy.
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Abnormally large bowel movement caused by the excessive consumption of our favorite fast food restaurant...chez McDonald's!
please supersize me...I'm planning on taking a big ol' dump later...in fact, if I'm lucky, it'll be a Hiroshima Platypus
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A variation of the rusty trombone, but the guy has diarrhea and shits in the girls mouth and overflows all over her face.. then he cums all over her
i wet platypused your girl last night
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It's the sex position that get's every time.
guy one: what's your favorite sex position?
guy two: the sloppy platypus.
guy one: you sick fuck!
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When a guy takes a dump on a female, ejaculates onto the fecal materials, than mixes it and flattens it into the shape of a pancake and feeds it to the mistress and proceeds to sexually drill her until she shatifys herself
mitch and i were walkin to bart, giving a definition of the muddy platypus
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