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The Porch Life is the place you can just go and kick it and not worry about anything else. We sit around and chill all day. Ganja is our medicine and escape. We are the kids your parents warned you about. When we arrive, you know the party has started. Haters wish they could be us, and we just laugh at them. We will all be successful one day and there's nothing you can do to stop us. We have fun and still make better grades than you. (With the exception of one) Porch Life til the next life.
P.S. Not everyone is welcome at the porch.
I'm living The Porch Life, and you are jealous.
Ill be at the Porch.
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A lesbian with absolutely no social life. Which is why she is a lesbian in the first place. She stays home i.e. the "porch" and dyke's herself out to whoever comes over.
Rachel: "Hey where's Dani?"
Megan: "What? You know that porch dyke doesn't hang out with us anymore."
Rachel: "Oh yeah."
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A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.
Brian: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?
Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?
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a mixture of vodka, beer, and lemon extract. Sounds really gross but tastes amazing and gets you drunk really, really, REALLY fast. great for football team parties and drinking games such as thumper, beer pong, flip cup, etc.
"Hey, that was an awesome porch climb last night"
"yeah I know, I was gone after 2 cups1"
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The roll of belly fat that hangs down off of a larger woman, protecting her pink taco from the elements
I bet there is a ton of moisture under that taco porch tonight!
The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.
Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!