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Porno Finish

A situation in which one or two moderately attractive females are on the floor of a porn set with semen or other bodily discharge on their face. A well-endowed, unattractive or Hispanic male may be standing nearby off-camera.

They may pretend that it turns them on, or that the preceding 30 minutes were fulfilling. One participant may make a verbal reference to an early line or premise from the scene.

see Porn Finish, facial, money shot

Actress: "Oh Yeah, Baby"

Actor: "I guess now, you wont foreclose on my house!"

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Director: "..........and CUT! A Porno Finish!"

by asikjbdhgfuhu June 24, 2010

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Porno Sweat

The origins of this term originate from the classic pornography film, "Behind the Green Door".

During the filming actor Johnny Keyes suffered from excessive "Porno Sweat". Star Marilyn Chambers aka Gloria Saunders had to be wiped down by stage hands. She was quoted as saying "What is wrong with you? You have some crazy Porno-Sweat going on".

This caused members of the cast and crew to break out in laughter and thus "Porno Sweat" has been used in the industry as a way of describing actors suffering from hyperhidrosis.

Scott: Damn Dan you shouldn't have run for so long you have some mad Porno Sweat going on.
Dan: Fo, Shizzle and such as.....

by The Great Maltese May 15, 2008

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porno smack

the smacking sound that happens when you are having sex

you guys had sex, i heard the porno smack coming from the room

by ALCRUZ March 30, 2008

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"The One" porno

That special porn movie that you are going to masturbate to.

Sometimes countless hours are spent sifting through shitty porn to find "The One" porno.

by taso89 May 24, 2008

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porno secretary

An otherwise pretty girl who wears nerdy/ugly glasses like the sterotypical secretary in cheesey 1970s' porno films; when she whips those glasses off, the prudish nerd vanishes to reveal a sultry sexy kitten, ready to pounce. It's analogous to Clark Kent turning into Superman just by taking off his glasses.

Jenny chose her new glasses to try and make guys take her more seriously by trying to tone down her attractiveness, but they've only made look like a porno secretary.

by Rogue_Elephant1 April 30, 2011

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porno hair

usage: adjective; term pertaining to unruly and and stubborn hair which is purposely kept untidy and dishevelled in attempts to create a "just got lucky" appearance. The goal may be accomplished by the usage of mouse, gels, teasing techniques, blow dyers and hair extentions.

"Sally had always flat-ironed her unruly hair but when she became a porn-star, she was a natural!"

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 1, 2005

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Porno Dick

A man with a cock so massive in size and girth, coupled with the extraordinary skill of lovemaking like a GOD. When you find a man with a Porno Dick, you've found The One.

Me: Well, Neill and I finally made love the last night!

Lauren: Omg! Well, how was it?

Me: Lauren, he has a fucking PORNO DICK!

Lauren: You lucky tramp!
Me: I know!!

by Phoenix8118 July 14, 2009

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