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A true term used for scottish people.
According to Nick's grandma.
' the problem with Scotland is, its full of bloody Porridge Wogs.'
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Porridge Wog is a nickname for a Scotsman.
There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Usually GWAR.
Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.
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The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.
Ah, ah I'm a plate of porridge
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A euphemism for masturbation
C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.
A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.
Tash has weiner porridge on her face
Your sister took a warm helping of pecker porridge.
Fingering a girl with a yeast infection
I finger fucked her and got porridge fingers