Potty-bang

When a male (possibly mulletted), who is taking a shit, gets his skanky girlfriend to straddle and bang him whilst still on the toilet.

To have sexual intercourse while defecating into a toilet.
To do the deed while dropping a deuce.
To make babies while making gravy.
To bury the ostrich head while releasing the grocery snake.

EX1:
BillyBob- "Yo, remember when we stopped at that gas station and there was that big-titty-skank behind the counter."

JonnyBoy- "Uh..yea dude, double-D's at least."

BillyBob- "Yea, well I had to drop a mean duce when I stopped there last nite. I gave her the eye as I walked towards the bathroom, and next thing I knew she was potty-bangin' the shit outta me!"

JonnyBoy- "No pun intended!"

BillyBob- "Shut the fuck up! And comb my mullett for me."
EX 2:
Male- "Baby, I'm runnin' a little late for work this morning but Im horny as hell!"

Skanky McSleaze- "Well...we could do a quickie."

Male- "Or, I could plug your nose and you could just give me a quick potty-bang. That's two birds with one stone you skank!"

Skanky McSleaze- "What!!!...O.K., Fine."

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Potty Mouth

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob in a port’ o-potty

“Hey did you hear”
“Hear what”
“Taylor has fucking potty mouth”

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Porta Potty

1. A portable bathroom

2. Place where two people can have a lot of fun but be careful because it often tips over (historically with PHD)

Oh no, the porta potty is tipped over. those two must have a little too much fun. o wait someone's crawling out!!

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Potty Topper

When one drops a nuke in the bathroom, and a dime sized trace amount of turd incidentally dribbles onto the toilet seat cover and is left to sit overnight, much to the shock and horror of the other tenants.

God I love when I wake up for class and my roommate left me a sexy potty topper to gobble up in the morning.

Potty Slot

A polite word for the arsehole, and potentially the vagina if you have one.

'Good gosh' said the proctologist as he stared into the abyss at goatse.cx. 'I think he's broken his potty slot'.

dick-a-potty

when your dick gets caught in a porta potty.

oh fuck im in a dick-a-potty

potty thug

Potty thug: Talking crap to people while you are using the restroom at work and then not responding. - Lady

Person one: why isn't Dave responding anymore.

Person two: that potty thug probably had to go back to work, what an ass.

Dave: I hate you guys!