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The absolute saddest a person can be, especially in regards to heartbreak, as defined by the act of sitting on the floor and crying while eating an entire pack of ramen. It is sadness on a level where you can't even make it through doing mundane activities like eating a meal without bursting into tears and sobbing uncontrollably.
"Jessica is sad today. I'm talking floor ramen. Someone should go check on her."
The strongest character in naruto. In fact he was going to be hokage but he graciously gave the position to naruto because he knew naruto wanted to be hokage.
That guy is so strong he must be a ramen guy
It is a code term for masturbation, ususally used in College dorm rooms.
Me: Hey, im going to be right back, okay?
Friend: Are you going to be making ramen?
Me: Mayyyybbbeeee...
God's gift to mankind.
Try some Ramen Noodles, then you'll know..
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Quite possibly one of the most all time best foods ever to be found in the United States of America. These small, slinder noodles come in a variety of different flavors and are quick and easy to make. Also they are extremely cheap and can be found in almost any store.
Top Ramen Noodles are a extremely delicious treat.
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You and your partner are in the bathtub together; One person has diarrhea in the water and the other performs fellatio while drinking the water.
Hey dad, I’m hungry! Why don’t you eat a beef ramen. I can’t! You and mom had the last one.
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The incontinence caused by consuming a diet of mainly Ramen noodles. Characteristic effects include gurgling stomach, hungry feeling, and silent farts. Some of these effects are amplified if the Ramen noodles are consumed with cheap beer, and a noxious odor is then associated with the farts.
Dude, I gotta start getting some real food. These Ramen farts are going to be the death of my social life.
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