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Dumpers Regret

A condition often developed when a person 'dumps' or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Crying
2. Depression
3. Feelings of being alone (Forever Alone)
4. Elevated sexual drive
5. Brown Terrors
6. Calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. Sleepless nights

Bro1 "You see Shelly the other night?"
Bro2 "Yeah she had a serious case of Dumpers Regret"
Bro1 "Stay away from that shit!"

by KennyKilledIt December 25, 2011

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Penetrative regret

A feeling of self-disgust that occurs after sexual intercourse has taken place.

Once I found out she had the clap, I felt a source of penetrative regret.

by G Pike November 8, 2010

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text regret

the agonizing and immediate feelings of shame, self doubt, and embarassment caused by a text sent as an emotional response to someone who so does not need to know they got to you and that they matter.

text regret sample #1: u r such a D<<k! i cannot believe i fell 4 ur bulls<<t! i normally don't do drama like this, but u'r an ass! i know everything. it's a small world!

by tip2toe August 14, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Live Or Regret

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by Live Or Regret January 25, 2019


drinkers regret

Drinkers regret usually happens the day of the hangover, but it will likely surface long after that. It's that time of the day when you feel guilty and embarrassed, for no known reason, and then all of a sudden the images of you at the party enter your mind, and you recall in vivid detail all the spirited things you said and the outrageously exaggerated emotions you experienced. And you wonder how anyone could still like you after that night. And then you argue with yourself, pondering why people shouldnโ€™t like you more instead. After all, being spirited, showing passion and emotion, dancing, and humiliating yourself shatters the ego and breaks the ice.

Brian: Man, I have serious drinkers regret today, and that party was a last week. I bet everyone thinks I'm a fucking idiot, and possibly gay because I did drink from some dudes' beer bottle. What!? I just wanted to have a taste. I would never do that when I'm sober though! And on top of it, I started dancing with sub-par skills.

Steve: Well mate, look on the bright side, at least you didn't take shots of your own urine or make out with some dude. And it's better to dance horribly than to not dance at all in my opinion, because at least it breaks the ice and people aren't scared of socializing with you in the future. Besides, most everyone is focused on their own drinkers regret.

Brian: Thanks ay, I do feel better. Itโ€™s all part of being human.

by sleepfan March 25, 2014


orgasm regret

When you hook up with an ex, it feels really good but as soon as that feeling passes - you regret it.

~he makes me cum so good, but I hate him right after~

I had a really great time with him but as soon as he made me cum, I regretted the orgasm and wanted out of there. ~Orgasm Regret~

by kat64 August 15, 2017


drought regret

When somebody broke it off with a girlfriend/boyfriend, and cannot get any action in their new single life. So, they go crawling back to the girlfriend/boyfriend they broke it off with in the first place.

Logan broke up with Mary to have more freedom, but while single Logan couldn't get any girl to have sex with him. Logan's drought regret caused him to go back to Mary, so he could have sex again.

by Intellectual Property November 12, 2012