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A progress report concerning the status of the girl a guy is trying to have sex with. Furthermore, this term is used to describe how close a guy is to having sex with a girl and/or the details if said guy has already hooked up with said girl.
I know you are going out with that slut Ashley tonight and I expect you to text me a poongress report later.
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You must remember to have the new cover sheet for these reports, otherwise Bill and everyone else in the office will annoy you.
You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports.
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A burdensome report that Peter must produce in the movie "Office Space."
Uhhh...yeeahhh..I'm gonna need you to put a cover memo on that TPS Report.
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When a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it's good/worth coming to. From the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.
P1: Is John's party tonight going to be any good?
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.
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A war thought between clans or movements on social Media sites via reporting accounts.
Example: The worst "Report War" ever recorded was from 2018 to 2020 on PlayStation Network thought by 2 Factions.
SOCG a clan that does Cyber Security, VIBE a standard clan which was taught by SOCG to Combat their Opposition which they referred to as "DAWNies" to mock them due to their fans "Simping over a catfish". Though the rivaling clan had no name or signature they caused a whopping 200 account banns $20,000 of damage due to bought content on those accounts. It ultimately ended a day before Sony "Updated the report system" and took away the community tab on PS4s due to SOCG hitting the community that the infamous "Dawnies" made causing 100 accounts to be perma banned in a single day and causing $150,000 in loss of content as well. Completely ending the Report War in 2020.
like "Farm Report" and "Heart-Beat Post" a notice from a friend that they took their meds today
Uncle tweet: "I took my meds this morning, so you don't have to ask for a pharm report"
A trip report is how someone documents their experience after they take psychoactive drugs. The trip report is usually a at least few paragraphs and contains the things they saw, the things they felt, and how they were otherwise affected by the drug.
Some can be lame, like
'I got paranoid and went to sleep'
But some can be cool, like
'...I was whisked into another world filled with happiness and understanding. I navigated an endless 4-dimensional room full of diamonds and spoke with God...'
Bro, I got so bored last night I was reading trip reports about Benadryl.