The best beer that comes in a 30 rack.
Person 1:Dude, here's ten bucks get some beer.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Busch Light.
Person 2: Fuck that, I'm buying PBR?
All rejoice
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A blue ribbon hog is a manβs penis that is exceptionally large. Like in βCharlotteβs Web,β Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.
βDid you see Scott whip out his dick last night?β
Yeah! He sure has a blue ribbon hog!
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The most storied beer in the history of county fairs. At or about the turn of the century, Cletus Pabst, a notoriously violent drunkard and dancing fiend, began entering his home-brewed libation in hog and heffer contests at fairs in southern Ohio. Eventually, partly out of pitty, mostly out of fear of having their children beaten and/or danced with, judges awarded Mr Pabst's dirty taint flavored beer the blue ribbon in the open thoroughbred heffer class.
Heineken? Fuck that shit. PABST BLUE RIBBON!
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n. Packs a good whollop and sits nicely. To drink a lot and not feel heavy. To enjoy at a good cost and achieve the feeling desired. To experience true delight and full flavor.
Yes sir this is cheap, and yes it will make you feel great, and yes it has more class and flavor to it than commercialized beer. Just quit yappin and get me a PBR!
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A cheap magnetic ribbon which a moron affixes to his SUV, in order to show that he cares deeply about the kids who are getting killed in Iraq so he can keep driving five blocks to rent a video and pick up a bucket of KFC.
I swear if I see another one of those stupid yellow ribbon magnets on the back of an SUV that cuts me off in traffic, I'm going to start taking the bus to work.
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The cheap beer of choice for indie kids, scene kids, or hipsters.
Hipster no. 1: Hey man, hand me another Pee Bee Arrr!!!
Hipster no. 2: Wha??? You want more Pabst Blue Ribbon? NAY!
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The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.
"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"
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