crypt robber

A person who dates or is in a relationship with someone significantly younger than he/she/they are.

Wow, that Jordan. What a crypt robber. That old guy must be twice her age.

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Caboose Robber

A Homo-Sexual who like giving anal sex and not getting it.

Jody doesn't like to take it he only gives it, that Caboose Robber!

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Grave robber

Someone who steals everyone's sadness and then buries it in their grandmother's grave.

It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.

Grave robber.

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bank robber

student from Lehigh University who loses ~$4000 through online poker and proceeds to attempt to rob a bank to pay off his debt (unsuccessfully).

Lehigh University Sophmore Charged With Bank Robbery
Police Say Fraternity Brothers In Getaway Car
A class president (Greg Hogan) at Lehigh University has been arrested and charged with bank robbery.

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knob robber

a person who robs knobs on a daily basis.

ted is being such a knob robber today

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grave robber

Removing a dead gerbil, hamster, or even guinea pig from your buddies ass.

After a good feltching, Frank forgot about the hamster in Jeff's ass so he performed a grave robber

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Bank robber

When you take your ballsack and stretch it out on someone's face like a ski mask

Last night Anderson made me a bank robber

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