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This is the name for someone who is VERY unloyal and can't keep a damn girlfriend for the life of him. He is always getting high and can't remember you guys were even dating. He changes his mind like a girl changes clothes. He's a cheating son of a bitch and hits on underclassmen. If you are dating this boy I am so sorry for you @habaiah. He also used to be cute but is now uglier than a white girl without her coffee.
Them: "Aren't you dating Russel?"
Me: "That cheating son of a bitch?! NO!"
Habaiah: "I am"
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A guy who keeps a massive dildo under his bed incase he feels freaky at night. He also has a strange sexual addiction to boys called schmeicel so if that’s your name and you know a Russell run and hide!
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a chick with a large penis
i saw russell the other day, she was giving a blowjob to a man
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A lame, bland, boring individual. Who is the opposite of the actual definition of Russell.
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A reference from the show Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. A Russel is a rude significant other that often acts shifty and makes you have self-doubt. Russels may not want to come to family/friend functions and give backhanded compliments.
Lisa: Ken told me that "Even some angles make an ugly girl look pretty" after I sent him a cute snapchat.
Adrienne: You need to drop him. He is such a Russel.
Lisa: Ugh. Fuck Russel.
Adrienne: FUCK RUSSEL
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A term reserved for a muscle bound Ed Hardy or Affliction wearing idiot. Generally they are found at the tanning salon, hogging weights at the gym, watching every UFC fight and running around with a pack of other Russells at a douchey bar (also known as a Russell Bar). The term comes from the need to point out "Russells" in public at full volume without them understanding you are poking fun at their idiocy.
Take a look at that Russell's wicked Ed Hardy belt buckle. Watch out for that pack of Russell's over there. We don't go to X, Y or Z bar, it's filled with Russells now.
For examples of Russell's take a look at the Jersey shore. They also prove that Russell is a unisex term.
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