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To replace an ex with another person. Usually in the form of sexual substitute. Generally, the person who replaces the ex is just being used.
Yeah Kerry salami switched Sam with Dillion, they fuck every night now, but Kerry doesn't even like him!
A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.
Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"
When you get dry skin on your scrotum so the contrast looks like salami
I was wearing weird underwear and that gave me Salami Balls.
the most thiccest salami ever made in history of mankind.
Me: What type of Salami do you eat?
Him: Thicc Salami.
someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"
"dude that's such massive salami"
The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.
Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!
"Salami noises" is slang for masterbation/fapping noises.
Hey dude- why are you making so much Salami Noises? Try to quiet down a bit-