When a 6’7 samoan girl is pegging you for at least 10 hours and then when she pulls out, a a combination full of shit and blood comes pouring out of your ass.
Landon: Yeah bro, this humongous whale of a bitch gave me a samoan swamp fire!
A sexual act where two males helicopter there penises whilst a third male masturbates in the corner. This usually takes place in a dimly lit room and the males participating commonly where tribal makeup.
Do you wanna come over to mine tonight and preform the samoan nightmare?
When a man blows a load of semen onto a Samoa girl scout cookie, and the partner eats it and they trade back and forth like a traditional snowball
"me and the wife bought some girl scout cookies and decided to have sex, guess who just experienced a Samoan Snowball for the first time?"
When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.
Connick's weak ass loves a Samoan sundae.
An ancient technique for manipulating buns of bronze steel into an impenetrable barrier.
Why would they go after Hawaiian Brian? They'll never get any penetration with that Samoan Buttlock technique he uses.
Samoan ; a large bowel movement
I had my morning coffee then dropped a huge samoan
What's the difference between a Samoan and a nigger? The islands.