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The heir to the Samsung throne has widely been known to throw the craziest sex parties this side of Pyongyang. Thought to have been raised and educated in Boston, MA, the mysterious heir to the Samsung Electronics Empire has become infamous for his rockstar-eque exploits of females. He has been known to jump from city to city in his private jet sleeping with multiple women in between decadent meals. He has allegedly taken hundreds of thousands of women out to seafood dinners and has not once called them back. In sum, he makes the Dos Equis man look like Tim Tebow.
Jon got drunk last night and ended up in a hotel room with 3 Vegas strippers and a midget. Needless to say it was a Samsung Sex Party
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A fridge that Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP character) mistook for his mother after Philza Minecraft told him that a photo on the fridge was his mother. It’s a joke about how Philza married a smart fridge and became the father of Wilbur.
Did Philza Minecraft marry a Samsung Smart Fridge?
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A pretty impressive phone and worthy rival to apples iPhone
Samsung galaxy s23 looks pretty damn gorgeous and versatile in terms of its features, it’s not surprise why apples iPhone gets nervous around it
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A fat tablet who seeks to win over ipad
Duuuuuude
What?
I got a samsung galaxy tab
Nice
Your ipad sucks
*punch*
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The worst smartphone ever. Brains of a 3 year old mid-ranger when it was released, slow as FUCK, and some carriers like T-Mobile failing to deliver Android 11 or Android 12, probably for the better.
Kid 1: I have an iPhone 13!
Kid 2: Cool! I have a Samsung Galaxy A11.
Kid 1: Eww, an el-cheapo phone that I saw being sold at Wally World for under 100 bucks? Gross!
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A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam
Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it
Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳
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The Better version of sapnap/sapitus napitus/spap npap on the Dream SMP
Yo, did you see the thing Samsung Smart Fridge on the dream SMP
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