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T-Mobile

The absolute worst network known to man. They lure you in with their cheap deals and claim that they are the "leader in 5G" but in reality, they are run by the demons of hell and they want to trap you for life.

Satan: Hmm, what should we call it?
Demon King: Maybe T-Mobile, because T can mean trash and mobile can be the thing that we screw up.

by iTookAHarSHIT July 28, 2021

24๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


T-Mobile

A cell phone provider known for giving out low bars of service. As there name a reputation suggests, they have a low T level.

T-Mobile customer: Aww, C'Mon T-Mobile! 1 bar again!
Verizon customer: Haha, they obviously have low T. I have got 5 bars!
T-Mobile customer:Uhh..

by Geekozoid September 15, 2013

54๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


T-Mobile

A mobile phone operator with horrendous North American coverage. It compensates for this shortcoming with low monthly rates.

My T-Mobile phone doesn't work in the suburbs. Can I use your Cingular/Verizon/Sprint/house phone?

by JanusKN September 26, 2005

306๐Ÿ‘ 149๐Ÿ‘Ž


T-Mobile

A terrible cell phone service provider. Will frequently drop your calls, give you no service in places it should, and service in places that it shouldn't. Does offer some awesome-looking phones, but the high you had when you first got it will dwindle soon after, replaced by a feeling of anger and contempt.

"Bitch, I'm not getting any bars no matter where I point the phone. Fuck T-Mobile, I'm switching to Verizon".

by It's Brittany bitches October 17, 2009

111๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


T-Mobile

a cell phone company that makes the sidekick, a pimpin 2 way

T-Bone's T-Mobile Sidekick iz da shit man!

by cmc November 23, 2004

154๐Ÿ‘ 109๐Ÿ‘Ž


T-Mobile

A shitty phone company that claims to be "The Leader in 5G" with an amazing network and good speeds but all you get is shitty speeds everywhere i mean ffs if you are going to make a real good 5G Network and be a leader of it have good internet speeds man

(Get Verizon or AT&T or even Cricket Wireless)

AT&T Costumer: HEY LARRY AND BEN! Did you see that video I sent earlier?
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Yes! it was so funny what about you Ben?
T-Mobile Costumer: No! I sat there for 10-15 minutes looking at a literal spinning circle I tried turning off mobile data and turning it back on nothing happened called costumer service sat on the phone for 2 hours and 43 minutes
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Oh Damn! Welp.. you should have never got T-Mobile
AT&T Costumer: Yeah you should switch back to Verizon
T-Mobile Costumer: I can't i'm stuck in a contract with them for another year... another year of shitty service! DAMN YOU T-MOBILE!

by a random user that exists February 7, 2023

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T-Mobiled

To be duped into something. Tricked

Kevin : The credit card company told me I didn't have to make a payment for 12 months. I just got my first bill and there is a late charge on it.

Denny : You just got T-mobiled

by King03 August 13, 2012

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