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Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.
Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.
Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.
An online post made with humorous intent, which only stays up depending on the joke's performance.
This Urban Dictionary definition is an example of Schrodinger's Funny.
If you ever unironically use Schrodinger's Funny on a sentence you probably log off for the day.
A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.
I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!
In quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Preetika is someone who is both in a relationship and out of a relationship. This means that depending on the quantum state, their relationship status changes.
Have you heard about Becky and Ryan? They really are Schrodinger's Preetika the way they keep breaking up and getting back together.
A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.
“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”
During a government shutdown, the government doesn't have the money to provide services or pay its employees, but citizens still have taxes taken from their paycheck.
"Wait, the national park is closed? Where the hell did 30% of my paycheck go?"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"
Anyone and everyone online is ugly until proven otherwise.
friend 1-"i met this girl online but shes still in Schrodinger's ugly phase"
friend 2-"what"