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To jab your middle finger in someones ass or vagina and then curl the finger and pull out fast.
after a long hard day at work I like to give my wife a good scorpion punch.
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The greatest political party known to man. Created in January of 2021 by scorpion and his disciples. The idea came fromNUT and has evolved since then.
Yeah I’m a member of the scorpion party. I love the based chess Aussie
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The act of two people holding each others hands and squeezing their hand using their nails and the first person to give out to the pain and yell “scorpion” loses.
Girl 1:Hey wanna play the Scorpion Game?
Girl 2: No way! You wont harm my precious hand.
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Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.
Shit I only wanked 4 times yesterday and now my bell end is all swollen, fucking smeg scorpions.
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When a Freestyle Skiier falls down on his chest and Slides down the jump with his feet over his head
Dude That kid totally Scorpioned out on that jump
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verb: A pizza slice steal consisting of very scorpion-like characteristics and mannerisms.
'That motherfucker just scorpion pizza'd my ass!!'
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When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.
Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working
Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?
Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight
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