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Carlson's Scrolls

n. notes on courting girls passed on amongst high school kids.

"Carlson" is the title given to the mastermind in courtship techniques in the class - it was alleged that "Carl-" refers to "Court", and "-son" refers to "God" in Cantonese-Chinese dialect, meaning "God of Courtships".

Student A: "Look what I got from Zieglar's drawer!"
Student B & C: "It's Carlson's Scrolls!"
Student A: "Yep. See this one.. 'probing hands'.. that sounds brilliant!"
Student D: "Looks like Zieglar is gonna try these techniques on Rona this summer.. emmm..."

by Benji "Carlson" Wong November 16, 2011

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scroll of shame

Similar to the walk of shame, in that it is the first thing you do after drinking heavily and trying to remember what happened the night before as you try to get your life back. However, scroll of shame is scrolling through your smart phone to see who you drunk dialed and drunk texted the night before since you cannot or only vaguely remember.

During my scroll of shame this morning, I was shocked to see I had drunk dialed two of my ex boyfriends and texted another. How embarassing!

by SteelerPP January 28, 2011

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Scroll to the Road

Also known as "scrolling the road". A term in the US Army Infantry for the techinique to cross a linear danger area (Army code for a road).

It originated in the 75th Ranger Regiment. Each Army unit wears the unit patch on the left shoulder. The 75th's patch is a scroll, and the act of "scroll to the road" involves keeping the shoulder with your scroll toward the road. As long as soldiers on both sides of the road do this someone will always be watching in both directions a vehicle could approach from.

So for an infantry unit a road, unless in wide open terrain, is a substantial threat. Enemy can advance on you quickly, and while half the unit is on the near side & half on the far side you run a much greater risk of having your forces cut in 2.

When the order to scroll the road is given Man #1 in the formation comes up to the road & takes a knee keeping his weapon oriented down the road. Man #2 will kneel beside him & tap him on the shoulder as an indication he now has the road covered. Man #1 crosses the road and takes a knee directing his fire the opposite direction up the road as Man #2. This continues until everyone is across.

If both men keep their scrolls to the road no one can ever get confused as to which side supposed to be looking up/down which direction of the road.

Team Leader: First Section is signaling back that they've cleared the far side.
Squad Leader: Scroll to the road.

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

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scroll up

verb. to scroll up. used in Instant Message conversations, generally during an arguement or debate of some kind. one person will tell the other to "scroll up" in reference to something they have said earlier in the conversation, implying that the other person may need to use the scroll bar to go back and re-read what has already been said.

see also "scroll ^" or "^^"

person1: you dont think its fucked up that she did that to him?
person2: OMFG! i just said that like 10 times?!
person1: so do think it is or not....
person2: scroll up!
person2: geez

by Olly J March 13, 2005

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Ninja Scrolling

The act of sucking a girl's tit whereby the person totally puts the whole thing in their mouth or almost manages to do it while making a sucking like sound. Has nothing to do with rape.

It is derived from the gratuitously sexual and violent anime called Ninja Scroll. An antagonistic character T'ssai rapes one of the main protagonist women, Kegaro, where he literally had one of her porn star tits completely inside of his mouth. It was the most hilarious scene in Ninja Scroll.

He is so ninja scrolling his gf tonight.

by negev November 20, 2010

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scrolling virgin

Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.

Ronnie is not a sexpert. He is a scrolling virgin

by tango1delta January 25, 2015

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Wall Scrolling

When you are idle in Facebook and keep scrolling to beat boredom.

Finally, I am done with my exams and I have got no other job other than Wall Scrolling

by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 22, 2015

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