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A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.
(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!
(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?
(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".
(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.
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A cum shot to the eye from a distance
I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.
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a barrage of negative karma; SCUD = sucks cause you do
rotarykid negative karma scuded jolly... because jolly is a twat
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A Widdly Scud is a growth on your genital area or anus.
It is caused by constant defecation without washing.
You can also get a Widdly Scud on your facial area through cullingus when proformed on a dirty Anus or Vagina.
Dude! You got a Widdly Scud on your chin!
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When a guy is checking out a girl but can only see her back, and she turns around and he finds out the person he was checking out was a guy!
Check out that girls ass in those skinny jeans... OMG that is a guy! SCUD BOMB!
A gross-looking person who seems to not really care about how they look.
Person 1: Dude, she wore her pajamas to school!
Person 2: I know, what a scud buzzer!
Harsh e-mail typically sent on Friday afternoon or Monday morning. . . sometimes based on fact, often based on emotion, always without regard for recepient's emotions. Sometimes without regard for own career.
Hey. The lousy state of industry affairs push you into the ticket brokerage business -- Hockey, Football, and Baseball tickets all given away in the same day?? If the above is true, could you put me down for the Back Street Boys -- I love Donny!
I think folks are ignoring me on this one.....So here goes....