shart

When you try to fart, but a bit of shit comes out instead - a "wet fart" (shart = shit + fart). Usually unexpected and always embarrassing, a shart can also create an uncomfortable "wet" sensation where it's least desired.

After sharting my pants, I walked to the bathroom and changed my boxers, trying to keep the impression that nothing had happened.

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shart

When you try to fart and shit your pants.
I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.

Son of a bitch, I just sharted

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Shart

a) halfway between a shit and a fart.
b) a wet fart
c) a fart that smells so bad it could actually be a shit.

Person 1: *farts badly*
Person 2: "Faaaak bru, that was a shart"

"Man I think I just sharted!"

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Shart

The horrible thing pugs (and other dogs) do while they sleep.
A wet mess that smells like fish and shit.
Clean up involves lots of soap and hot water applied to his tail, legs, and asshole.

Bubba, did you shart again?!

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Shart

To emit gas and #### at the same time, usualy messing up your pants very badly

I sharted in GODJOEY's face

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Shart

Any high-pressured flatulence with fecal discharge.

After eating 3 Burger King meals, Chris had a case of the Sharts.

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Shart

Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!

"Hey Mick .........phhhhhhhhtbllllllooop!", fuck I just sharted! Got any bog roll?

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