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When you try to fart and shit your pants.
I know this from the movie Along Came Polly when the guy sharts at the party.
Son of a bitch, I just sharted
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a) halfway between a shit and a fart.
b) a wet fart
c) a fart that smells so bad it could actually be a shit.
Person 1: *farts badly*
Person 2: "Faaaak bru, that was a shart"
"Man I think I just sharted!"
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The horrible thing pugs (and other dogs) do while they sleep.
A wet mess that smells like fish and shit.
Clean up involves lots of soap and hot water applied to his tail, legs, and asshole.
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To emit gas and #### at the same time, usualy messing up your pants very badly
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Any high-pressured flatulence with fecal discharge.
After eating 3 Burger King meals, Chris had a case of the Sharts.
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Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!
"Hey Mick .........phhhhhhhhtbllllllooop!", fuck I just sharted! Got any bog roll?
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verb
to shit and fart simultaneously.
- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs!
-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."
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