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A snide response to someone (usually a know it all) who has made a statement that is very obvious using a sarcastic reference to Sherlock Holmes the famous literary detective.
Bert: "You shouldn't have let Miss Piggy blow you, your schlong is all chewed up"
Ernie: "No Shit Sherlock"
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Sherlock's Paradox is a paradox discovered by the iconographic detective Sherlock Holmes in a scene from a set of unpublished notes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The notes were put of for auction in 1988 by Conan Doyle's grandson to benefit NORML.
In the unpublished scene, Holmes and his trusted companion Dr. Watson are sharing a pipe while in Arabia. The bulk of the conversation revolves around the pipe being made of glass and employing "... a devilishly clever construction by which the pungent smoke is filtered through water ...". Hence the term sherlock for the type of water pipe which resembles the regular pipe of Sherlock Holmes.
The paradox originates in a comment where Holmes remarks that the pipe's bowl is always better packed, but the "... most pleasurable of all leisure lies in the exquisite emptying of the bowl." Watson remarks that logically his statement implies that the bowl is always better packed, yet must always be in the process of being smoked. Therefore, if one is to truly enjoy themselves they must remain smoking the "bowl" indefinitely.
Andrew: Yo man, what happened to you last night? You never came by my place?
Aki: Dude I got so ripped ... got caught up in Sherlock's Paradox with these ill headies and a box of Twizzlers.
Andrew: Damn ... you got any left? I got a dutch!
Aki: Nah man ... aw, shit.
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A way of saying " No Duh " or " Obviously " but in a mean kind of way or sarcastically
Guy: What color is the sky?
Girl: Blue ./?
Guy: No Shit, Sherlock!
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When the statement is absolutely and obviously right.
A: Banana is yellow.
B: No shit Sherlock!.
A: Grass is green.
B:No shit Sherlock!.
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a conniving girl who looks for evidence to sabotage a relationship or to black mail a gentlemen into sleeping with her.
Sherlock holmes is one of the best in the business when it comes to catching criminals, but Sherlock Ho is even more dangerous.
That jealous girlfriend that is better than FBI at investigating your life.
-Dude, I can't believe she found out, I'm pretty sure it was impossible for her to find out.
-Man, what a Sherlock Hoe.
To have survived an impossible situation in which you are presumed dead.
I was reading this Drarry fanfiction and Draco totally pulled a sherlock!