Person who works in an office at a desk all day, wearing the backside of their trousers or skirt to a vivid shine - c.f. pencil pusher.
"Does he know what he's talking about?"
"No, he's a shiny arsed pencil pusher who's come out to see where the real work's done."
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When things are all good, funky, wicked. Shiny things are good, and so is pie, so good things are shiny pies.
Person 1: "I managed to get those tickets for the show!"
Person 2: "Shiny pies!"
Person 1: "Definitely."
When you are focused on doing something and all of a sudden you are distracted. When you are having a conversation and all of a sudden you are distracted or have a random thought.
Having a conversation with someone and noticing their "shiny" ring or jewelry, in which your focus suddenly becomes about their jewelry.
You are having a conversation with someone and all of a sudden "shiny rock" you change the subject to something completely random or different.
You are focused on doing something and all of a sudden "shiny rock" you randomly do something completely off track of that focus.
When taking someone rough around the edges and making them look and act better, but still has a hint of stank.
Boy oh boy, look at Ryan now. From where he was last year to now? That's one shiny turd!
A fancier and/or much larger alternative to the phrase, 'pearl necklace' (in which you blow your load all over your partner's neck) A 'shiny blouse' is a much-deserved cum-shot that has been built up for a very long time, covering everything from the neck, down to the belly button, in all of it's shiny glory... Thus, making it look like she's wearing a glistening garment ;)
Me: Damn, Baby... You suckin' that dick so good, a pearl necklace wouldn't suffice... Here's a nice, new 'Shiny Blouse'... SKEET, SKEET, SKEET...
An improved rusty trombone. It is a maneuver similar to a 69, but instead one participant performs a rusty trombone while receiving oral gratification. The name is derived from how one partner is "wrapped" around the other being played like a sousaphone. Preferably one of the performers is standing.
Steve slipped a disk the other day when he received a shiny sousaphone from Shannon the other night.
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The combination of the words "shiny new toy", and "new pussy." A person that is fucked for sport, and to maintain one's sexual prowess...not for emotional support, or a long term relationship.
1) "So, why don't you get shiny pussy to take you to the airport?"
2) "This is Heather...my shiny pussy."
3) "Naw, man...I got rid of my old pussy, and replaced her with some shiny pussy."
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