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when someone gets in the way of you scoring, getting a date, etc.
much like cock block but for girls
I was trying to talk to Nick the other day and then Michael totally clit skipped me
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The step brother of your half sibling OR the half brother of your step sibling.
JAKE: Carol, this is my skip brother, Bob.
CAROL: Skip brother?
JAKE: Bob is my half brother's step brother.
CAROL: Oh.
A button you press so that you dont have to waste your time of watching the damn ad
Me: Im going to press skip ad
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Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.
Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."
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The act of hiding a cool, refreshing alcoholic beverage, having failed to consume such a treat during predrinks, in a concealed, secluded location whilst one visits some respectable establishment, wherein said beverage is forbidden, for the purpose of future collection and consumption.
i.e. stashing a few brewskies from predrinks somewhere they'll be safe while you head to a pub/club, so you can grab them on the way back out for afters.
Term derived from the initial act of skippage taking place in some mouldy skip on Camden Street.
"Oi Fiachra, we skipping a can behind that bin before we bop Whelan's?"
"Aye."
Skip-genes: a situation where someone's child posesses much greater brains, talent or looks than their parent(s). Suggesting a relative in previous generations had these qualities that this parent lacks.
Wow, your kid is really good looking and you aren't, skip-genes?