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1) Jersey shore
2) Anyone on Jersey Shore
3) Anything related to Jersey Shore
America's Sphincter is Jersey Shore.
When you watch Jersey Shore somewhere a kitten dies.
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The ability to seek out dat ass and get somebody right in the sphincter. This person is called a sphincterizer
Zac: Swiggity swooty I'm gonna cum in that booty
John: Dude you could easily do it with that sphincter vision you got there.
Zac: I know. I used it on your mom last night!
John: ...My mom was raped to death you jackass
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A symonym for asshole or douchebag. Can also be used as a put-down to homosexuals.
"Shut up sphincter boy!"
"That guy's a major sphincter boy."
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the picturesque look of the anus ring as it opens like a flower to expel shit/semen/gerbils etc.
you shoudda seen dat swollen sphincter blossom drip after I blew my load in her azz.
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Marinated anus /pickled sphincter
Created when needing to shit in a hot environment
When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter
A device that is inserted into the anus that allows the user to whistle when they fart.
I wasn’t able to whistle Dixie until I purchased my first Sphincter Cap! Now just a-listen!
A Mystical being known to come from the anal realm; see also - Ass Fairy
One night i awoke from a deep sleep and found a disgusting creature with wings flying around my bed, when it realized i was looking at it, it then vanished into my naked rear end. it obviously was a sphincter fairy.