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Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.
Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.
Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.
the action of a one night stand
I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again.
The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe
Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.
Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.
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Involuntary explosion of brown ass juice into your panties and up your back.
I ate a bunch of gas station sushi and I had the back squirts in front of my mom.
A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.
Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.
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When a bunch of bros are in a circle all trying to jack onto their own cookie. Last one to climax gets to eat all of the now-frosted cookies.
"Dude we played squirt cookie last night and now Phil has a stomach full of jizz-covered cookies."
the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.
Catch SNL last night?
F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.