stress-free

Something I haven't felt since I was a wee child. Ah, the days.

Person A: "What's being stress-free feel like?"

Person B: "Stress...free? Oh yeah, that! That's something I dream of."

stressed off

a combination of being stressed out and pissed off, not to be confused with pissed out (dehydrated)

I was going to get off work early today but then my boss made me stay and cover a girl's shift, who called out even though she wasn't sick. I was stressed off.

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stress fart

an especially foul-smelling, raunchy gaseous explosion created by the churning of one's own stomach due to unhealthy levels of stress.

"Damn. That smells awful. Do you need to change your pants?"
"No it's all good. Just a stress fart created by the upcoming block exam."

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Stress Puppy

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

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stressed out

Short for "stressed out my mind" when you feel like you can't cope with life. Also when you have more adrenaline, cortisol and caffeine running through your veins than blood.

"I've got hundreds of assignments, no money, my car has broken down, my best friend has disowned me and I've lost my keys. I'm completely stressed out right now"

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euro stress

A form of stress experienced in countries adopting euro. Euro stress stems from having to re-adjust to a new currency.

"All this calculating is giving me euro stress!"

Juhan found counting his coins euro stressful.

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Stress pooper

someone who poops when stressed for relief and/or enjoyment ;when stressed may compulsively consume laxatives,prune juice and bran

i have all these exams i need to calm down maybe with some fiber and a toliet. What? im a "Stress pooper"

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