Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru

To break into a Hyundai and have a onenight stand there, and before you're done, leave the car, find a Subaru, break into it, and finish having sex in it. During this, you must only call the girl or guy by the name of Wilkins. Singing the Family Guy song during the process is also acceptable.

Hey dude man bro, how was your weekend?
It was epic, I did a 'Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru' on saturday!

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subaru legacy

Ugly station wagon, sometimes with wooden paneling, driven by a certain creature, comming from geeky clubs (such as band). These cars are for carting around the less attractive of all species, and for driving slower than the speed limit. Normally thrown into the junk yard few years after purchase, if not laughed off the road. Also known as a Eustace.

Let's get up in my Eustice after band practice, where we can go to my house to read Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets. I think my Subaru Legacy is cool for bringing my amigos to chess club!

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Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI

The Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI is the BEST CAR ever! If you think I am wrong, STFU cuz you just drive your wimp Evo boo hoo!!!

That is one nice Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI

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Subaru Forester XT

The fastest P Plate legal car in New South Wales

Tyla: Dad just won a Subaru Forester XT at an auction
Seb: Are you fuken serious?
Tyla: ye
Seb: now you're gonna chop everyone

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Subaru WRX STi

Usually driven by fat white guys.

"Yeah I saw another fat white guy driving a Subaru WRX STi".

"Yep, another lard ass".

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de-subaru-sensitized

To become less aware of the presence of Subarus, typically resulting from exposure to a large number of them.

I've been de-subaru-sensitized after living in vermont

not better than Natsuki Subaru

a character of lesser value than Natsuki Subaru

Man that guys a not better than Natsuki Subaru

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