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The only state where hippies and rednecks some how co-exist.
Hippie: I love trees and lots of weed
Redneck: thats nice, I like to shoot things with my 105+ gun collection!
Hippie: *rips joint* far out. Vermont is dank, man.
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A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.
Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont?
Becky: Because New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.
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Home of the legendary John Deere, born and raised in the town of Rutland. Largely responsible for the big agricultural explosion around about 1830 due to his manufacturing of the first polished steel plow.
John Deere is a Vermonter.
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My home land.
The middle of nowhere.
The best place ever.
Representin.. VT, my man, my man.
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A beautiful bore, people stereotype Vermont as being all hippies but it is truly a mix of all social classes. In Burlington, you will see hippies, but you will also see a fair share of bros and Orvis catalog douche bags who just got done kayaking. Winooski has the white guys who wish they were black (see wigger), complete with baggy t-shirts, fake gold necklaces, and dirt staches. Then, in the backwoods of Vermont, you'll encounter hicks who manage to blend Canadian accents with Redneck drawl, yet slurring their speech like a rapper. Oh also, there are normal people who hate these other idiots more than people who live on the outside looking in.
"I can't wait to go back to Vermont and get back in touch with all the COLORFUL people. And by colorful, I mean weird white people because Vermont is 98% cracker-ass."
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A state that is losing its tradition due to the influx of flatlanders; including hippies, rich out-of-staters, city slickers or suburban families who move into towns once booming with dairy farms and hard-working people, and now are bedroom communities for people who simply admire the landscape and want to leave the urban environment. Contrary to popular belief A real Vermonter is NOT a hippie, liberal, or stoner. Do us a favor and move to New Hampshire or Maine if you want to leave your ugly city. Let the real Vermont live in peace.
Fred Tuttle was a Vermont dairy farmer who beat carpetbagger Jack Mcmullen in Republican US Senate primary. He represented and preserved the essence of Vermont at a political level, eventually endorsing Senator Patrick Leahy, because if he did win, he would have to move out of his beloved home state of Vermont to Washington DC, a move not favorable to a passionate Vermonter.
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A quite beautiful state in Northeastern America. Home to hicks, chicks, and ice slicks. I lava VT! VT REPRESENT!
dude u see that foliage? thats vermont! It's so ill!
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