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Budweiser mixed with Sprite, as described in the song "Suburban Beverage" by Real Estate
"Can you make me some Suburban Beverage? " "You mean Budweiser Sprite? Do you feel alright?"
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A girl that doesn't actually remove her articles of clothing for money but is as emotionally damaged or has as much baggage as one that works the pole.
"I really liked that girl, but she had some daddy issues, she's definitely a Suburban Stripper."
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A person from the suburbs that refuses to believe that theyre not a GANGSTA
me:gangstas arent named phillip
Suburban Gangsta:yes they are!
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noun.
The eyesore of sprawling stucco covered strip malls, big box stores, and McMansions which eat up open space land.
"That used to be a great spot to go for a nature hike, till last year when the Suburban Blight rolled through and left acres of parking lot, Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and crap chain restaurants in its wake."
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Any slang that is so overused it becomes tired.
Also called - SubSlang
Derived in a satiric sense from the fact that anything middle-class and suburban is considered lame.
Fo'Shizzle has now become a good example of suburban slang.
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A suburbanite with delusions of being a wild-west frontiersman.
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spent $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of wing nut libertarianism.
* reagan/bush '84 hat
Unionization rates have gone down and inequality has gone up for the past 60 years because of these retarded suburban cowboys. we should put them in a gulag until they learn how to do real work lmao
A multi-child stroller commonly found in suburban lifestyle centers.
Look at those medically assisted parents pushing their litter in the suburban limo.