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Getting woken up by a lot of loud noise and yelling before the sun is up
You'll be getting a military sunrise every morning at boot camp.
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Getting a blow job as a wake-up call. If she doesn't do this, she doesn't love you.
Sunrise Head is superior to the traditional alarm clock.
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euphemism for a hot girl breast feeding. Stems from a reddit thread where fartenewt was trying to look out a plane window to watch a sunrise, but appeared to be staring at an attractive Czech woman breast feeding.
ChaoticEvil: And now I have a new euphemism for a hot girl breast feeding: a Czech sunrise.
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An advanced bedroom maneuver requiring exceptional planning, superhuman timing, and great aim. First, one must engage in Coitus. When completion is being neared, one must rip out and quickly ejaculate on their sexual partner’s eyes. Then, they must rinse the semen off with battery acid, which will have been strategically stored beforehand. To finish, a quick urinary rinse, to neutralize the acid.
Greg: “Man, I heard Becky got an Okinawan Sunrise.”
Old man Bert: “I gave one of those to someone back in the war.”
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The ability to (a) drink continuously all night AND (b) stay up drinking until the sun appears again *usually the point in which you play "Tequila Sunrise" by The Eagles.
I don't know if I'll be there on time, today was a tequila sunrise.
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when a male has a raging boner in the morning while his bitch is sleeping and pulls it up towards his stomache and lets go and it slaps his female in the face waking her up.
"i gave sherry a cinncinatti sunrise this morning"
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Waking up first thing in the morning, from sleeping on your back, to your sex partner's butthole in close proximity to your face whilst they urinate on your stomach. Also known as a Hawaiian Alarm Clock, a Waikiki Wake-up Call, and an Anal Aloha.
Whilst on holiday in the American-Hawaiian islands with my man-servant, Wellington, I felt a trifle of warm liquid upon my mid-section. Much to my surprise, twas Wellington's mudhole I spied, mere centimeteres from my coutenance as he delivered unto me a jolly-good Pineapple Sunrise. What-ho!
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