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When you give someone a rim job and then kiss them
Ash just gave me the dirtiest Swiss kiss
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There are two girls and one guy. The guy fucks the first girl up the ass while the second girl licks the guys ass. It's like a train where it goes girl #1 guy then girl #2.
Dude those two girls wanted to swiss henry last night!! I packed up my balls and left!
When you pick the mould off mouldy bread and leave holes in it.
Like the cheese…but bread!
Yo mum, why’s my bread got holes in it?
It’s Swiss Bread
To increase the value of something. When the quality of something isn't great but rather average and you want to increase it, you swiss it up!
Oh man, the quality of this isn't really great. You gotta swiss it up a bit!
1 part white wine
1 part Smirnoff Ice
1 part Vodka
3 parts energy drink
Add a straw and some ice and you have yourself a swiss menergy my friend.
"Woah what is this?" - "that is a swiss menergy, you're welcome"
when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray and freeze the contents. Holes are drilled into the ice and the ice cubes (resembling swiss cheese) are placed into undesirables' drinks.
That dumb chick thought she would get pregnant from drinking the Swiss Bliss.
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