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When something is so patriotic it makes you shed a single tear.
"When that foreign exchange student talked about how much she loved America, it made me shed a freedom tear."
"When i saw the soldiers march in the parade i almost shed a freedom tear."
When one sheds tears with a straight face, providing no other indication that what they've experienced has shaken them physically or emotionally.
"Viking tears make you look sensitive, yet strong; have you ever seen that Crying Indian commercial from 1970? Dude was totally crying viking tears"
"Disney movies make me cry, but I don't want to look like a wuss about it, so instead of bawling my eyes out, I shed viking tears. They are the type of tears for men with beards."
When the cold weather or a gust of wind forces your eyes to water and hot tears to spill down your cheeks, prompting people to ask "What's the matter?!"
Winter Tears could be an acceptable to use if you don't actually want people to know you're crying. However, during an episode of genuine Winter Tears, there are those that won't believe you weren't sobbing. Thus, the Winter Tears phenomenon is dreaded by young males.
"What's the matter?"
"Don't worry, it's just winter tears"
The accumulation of tears or moisture around someone’s eyes caused by gag reflex. Comes from the “garg garg” sound of sucking dick.
He could see the formation of gargoyle tears as she kept choking deeper.
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A euphemism for male ejaculate
I must have had a good dream, because when I woke up this morning, there were penis tears all over my bed sheets.
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an 80s band who,as previously stated, contributed a lot of hits back in the day.
most notably now, however, was their song "mad world", covered by gary jules for the film donnie darko.
"i find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad, the dreams in which im dying are the best ive ever had. i find it hard to tell you, cause i find it hard to take, when people run in circles its a very very... MADDD WORLDDDD." -taken from mad world, by tears for fears
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Many female love to see man tears and drink it
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