A vibe technician is another term for a great DJ. Usually, vibe technicians are the type of DJ to get everyone at the venue lit asf. They can also be your fairy-ass mother/father and play songs to make sure you and others get laid after the party.
Person 1: Man, Blaise is a great DJ! I gotta have him DJ my party.
Person 2: He isn't just a DJ, he's a vibe technician. He's the best of the best!
glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory
The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.
A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.
God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.
The sweaty stank state of a technicians crotch after a long hot hard day's shift.
"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."
A General Rope Technician (Or GRT) is a term used to describe an individuals who specializes in rope manipulation and maintenance on any naval vessel as a profession or pastime.
They are the lowest possible naval rank.
Other terms for GRT's are:
Sea dogs
Seamen
Sailors
Cadets
Seafarer
Mariner
Salt
Tar
1st low ranking sailor - I have no significant rank, yet would like a fancy title.
2nd low ranking sailor - How about General Rope Technician?
1st low ranking sailor - I now have a misplaced sense of self importance!
Usually the smartest people at PTO, work on multi million dollar jet engines. Run engines while fucking your girl. Most often than not have huge dicks and always in the DMs of your bitch. Doesn't need a union because they don't have to fight for their worth, it is already known. Best job in southern Ohio
"did you see that GE test technician?" Yeah that GE test Technician is sod and has a huge dick.
"Yeah, she left me for a GE test Technician."
"Wow, that GE test Technician made me cum 7 times last night"
A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina
Ron Jeremy is a classic and well know vaginal technician