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mask technician

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021


mask technician

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021


Cable Technician

Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!

A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!

by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 28, 2022


General Rope Technician

A General Rope Technician (Or GRT) is a term used to describe an individuals who specializes in rope manipulation and maintenance on any naval vessel as a profession or pastime.
They are the lowest possible naval rank.
Other terms for GRT's are:
Sea dogs
Seamen
Sailors
Cadets
Seafarer
Mariner
Salt
Tar

1st low ranking sailor - I have no significant rank, yet would like a fancy title.
2nd low ranking sailor - How about General Rope Technician?
1st low ranking sailor - I now have a misplaced sense of self importance!

by Badgerererererer June 20, 2010


Microwave Technician

Has no bitches. None.

Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches

by guy6942069420 September 2, 2022


GE Test Technician

Usually the smartest people at PTO, work on multi million dollar jet engines. Run engines while fucking your girl. Most often than not have huge dicks and always in the DMs of your bitch. Doesn't need a union because they don't have to fight for their worth, it is already known. Best job in southern Ohio

"did you see that GE test technician?" Yeah that GE test Technician is sod and has a huge dick.

"Yeah, she left me for a GE test Technician."

"Wow, that GE test Technician made me cum 7 times last night"

by TheGETestTech September 25, 2019


vaginal technician

A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina

Ron Jeremy is a classic and well know vaginal technician

by albinoswag February 23, 2016