pto

"Paid Time Off"

How many PTO days do I get with this job

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pto

Please turn over, normally used on letters. Bit of an oldschool abbreviation.

letter: pto
reader: kthxbai

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pto

Put them on

Aye bro somebody want me to pto witchu

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PTO

Potential Tuck Opportunity

A place, area or spatial grounds that increase your likelihood of having sex with someone new.

*Tuck = Fuck*

Dude 1: What's your plan tonight?
Dude 2: Probably hitting the bars or this house party, not sure yet.

Dude 1: Dope, where exactly?
Dude 2: I don't care, anywhere that has the best PTO.
Dude 1: Fucking rights!

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PTO

PTO is what a dumb ass calls and thinks is an abervation for penalty overtime

I am going in to PTO after 8 hours today.

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pto pneumonia

Pneumonia that happens suddenly when you no longer have PTO hours, but have sick days remaining. Can last for weeks at a time, however always sequential spawning from initial call out. Frequently occurring during peak times (winter holidays, football season, spring holidays, summer holidays)

They have been out sick for a while. Oh yeah, they have PTO Pneumonia.

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oing-ptoing

Meth pipe

U know Donald Trump be hittin that oing-ptoing.

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