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The term Technology Vampire comes from IRC and refers to someone who comes into a channel and begins to suck the life out of the channel by asking question after question after question. Once the Vampire has sucked the channel dry the Vampire disappears. Most often this kind of Vampire comes from Romania but have been know to come from elsewhere.
<Vampire> Hi, I want to make a web site, how do I do that?
<Regular> You need a web server with the proper extentions and then you code the pages.
<Vampire> How do I set up a server like that?
<Regular> Do you have Linux or a server version of windows?
<Vamipre> Whats linux?
<Regular> Do you know any web languages?
<Vamipre> I'm not sure what those are. What are some of them?
<Regular> What kind of web site do you want?
<Vamipre> I'm not real sure what I want.
(...ad nauseam)
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Nigga technology- technology for niggas, and by that I mean ignorant muthafuckas of all races that try to proliferate the urban black male stereotypes portrayed predominantly in hip hop music
A: Textin and shit is just nigga technology, and dont start trippin callin me a racist and shit because I mean nigga as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas.
B:Yeah, cuz I be textin my weed man and shit because he dont like to talk on the phone and shit...
A: Case in point
-Boondocks, the crazy white boys
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A person who knows a lot about technology, the internet, computers, social media and websites but isn't a geek.
Someone who is not attached to a specific department in a company, but regularly works with Sales, Marketing, Management, Development and Customer Service departments to share information and ensure everyone is working toward common goals.
Customer complaints were not being considered in the new product release, so we hired a Technology Troubadour to help specify what updates were needed to the programmers.
I wanted to sell my homemade jewelry online, but I didn't know where to start. I met a Technology Troubadour that helped me start a blog, build a website and find fans on Facebook.
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Bringing technology and/or technical innovations to the masses for greater good. Orient technology towards mass consumption.
The new age mobile is a great example of 'massifying technology'.
People that don't believe certain technologies exist.
This Technology Atheist just doesn't know what he's talking about.
Devices that are are not cool, but function perfectly & never seem to get lost. (different from 'crappy')
-1st defined by Thomas Hayden
After I lost my 5th ipod nano that cost $300 and lasted 20 minutes on battery, I got a sansa crap technology for $20 that lasts 5 hours on battery.
The politically correct way to say someone is technologically retarded or ileterate. Someone who cannot understand how technology works or how to use it. Can be shortened to T.D.
Melissa: my dad just called me to ask me how to turn his laptop again.
Mike: your dad is technologically disabled !
Melissa: yea, he's so TD!