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The upcoming Mp3 Player made by Sandisk, which totally owns the Ipod Nano for four main reasons:
1) It looks a lot cooler.
2) It costs less than a Nano.
3) It plays videos.
4) It's actually reliable.
Go Google it, you'll want one.
Bob: Hey, I just got an Ipod Nano! I spent a bajillion dollars on it, and it's a piece of shit! Isn't that great?
Joe: Yeah, and I just bought a Sandisk Sansa. And I'm happy.
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An MP3 player made by Sandisk that does all of the same things an iPod does, but costs much less.
Stop wasting your money on a confusing piece of shit iPod and invest in a sansa or a zune.
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A digital audio/video player made by SanDisk, which also includes an FM radio, voice recorder, and image viewer. A Sansa is cheaper than an iPod, but is way better for the money.
By installing RockBox on your Sansa, you can add games, applications, and more. Also, with RockBox, a Sansa can actually play videos longer than 10 minutes in length and can play MPEG files with much better compression than the default firmware's MJPEG-in-MOV files.
My $80 Sansa can do more than your $250 iPod Nano.
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THE rightful queen in the north
sansa of house stark
the red wolf
the amazing girl
i love her sm
the loml
one of my favourite moments in GOT? sansa tricking joffrey into going to the vanguard during the battle of blackwater bay
Sansa: They say my brother Robb always goes where the fighting is thickest.
Joffrey: And he's only a pretender. angry little shit
and ship theonsa because theonsa supremacy
urban dictionary is trying to stop me from ranting about how much i love sansa because she was a prissy little shit and now she's THE girlboss
Sansa: I am a slow learner, it's true. But I learn.
Sansa: Thank you for all your many lessons, Lord Baelish. I will never forget them.
Sansa: Sometimes when I try to understand a person's motives, I play a little game.
Sansa: They were. Now they're starving.
Sansa: I am Sansa Stark of Winterfell; this is my home, and you can't frighten me.
Book!Sansa: My skin has turned from porcelain, to ivory, to steel.
Sansa: You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well.
Sansa: Joffrey will come back. The worst ones always do.
SANSA: Your words will disappear. Your House will disappear. Your name will disappear. All memory of you will disappear.
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dude how is sansa the smartest person arya’s ever met?
dude idk
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the biggest joke in the universe
"why does that yellow bombplar keep running into us and dying at bleaks? doesnt she know this is a blue vs red area?"
"i know, what an idiot. just a regular old sansa."
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The iPod's ugly cousin. It does more stuff than an iPod does for a benjamin less.
Advantages of Sansa Clip+:
Buttons, Voice Recording, Expandable Memory, You don't have to use shitty iTunes software, IT'S FUCKING 50 DOLLARS
Advantages of iPod Nano:
It looks cool
Dumb kid: Look at my sexy-ass iPod! It's so fresh and fly.
Smart kid: I have a Sansa.
Dumb kid: HAHA LOLZERS YOU HAVE AN UGLY-ASS MP3 PLAYER! Are you, like, poor?
Smart kid: Shut up, you just bought that iPod to look cool. You can't even afford an iPod. Your family lives in a 600 square-foot apartment in the ghetto. Your mom's probably a hooker, but she only charges a dollar cause she's so ugly. You're dad's high on meth 24/7. You just need that $150 iPod to get some self-esteem to cover up the fact that you have a 3 inch dick. You're flunking all your classes and you're gonna grow up to flip burgers at McDonald's.
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