In Thailand. Slow as fuck... barely moving.... we aren't running on time we're running on Thai time.
The bus will be here in 20 minutes... 50 minutes later... " where is the bus?" .... " 10 mins" ... Thai time.
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A fun code name for sex. Usually for fun hot sexy sex, seeing as thai food is usually spicy and hot, and generally very good
- I'm totally craving some thai food tonight...
- Are you having thai food soon?
- Hell yes
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A practical deity in Des Moines, Iowa, Thai Luong was raised out of obscurity by his innate sense of awesome. He leads the city scoreboard in three areas: Showing Up, Kicking Ass, and Taking Names.*
A virtual pioneer in the local music scene, he created a Death Metal band with another local, Isaac Quijano, but abandoned it five minutes later because quote, "That shit was so five minutes ago." He knows the scene. And they know him. Incidentally, he also scored top points for creating the longest, most useless name for any Des Moines band, We Are The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse And One Of Us Is Named Death.
He currently owns two vehicles, a 1988 BMW 528e, tentatively known as Fey Killer, and a 2006 Honda Metropolitan, known as Blue Steel of Youknowitssweet. He has crashed his beloved Ducati, known to all as "The One The Brings All The Boys To The Yard."
Thai Luong has slept with everyone. Yes, even that freshman who says that she's 18. Thai Luong believes that everyone deserves a chance in his pants. Even you. Yes, you.
Thai works at A Dong. It is a Vietnamese restaurant. Make fun of the name and he'll kill you. With his good looks.
He DOES NOT deal drugs. Stop calling him.
*These points are hotly contested considering he is always late. The judges ruled in his favor because he always shows up, but his detractors say that he should be disqualified due to chronic lateness. With taking names, sometimes he forgets. But he always gets the digits, and all the judges agree that that's what matters.
Also, no one has ever contested his ranking in the Kicking Ass department. He ALWAYS kicks ass, awesomely and consistently.
Thai Luong knocked me up. Sexily.
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The intense, spicy, and utterly painful diarrhea one gets after consuming mass quantities of Thai food.
I'm surprised that the toilet was still solid after John's massive deposit of burning, lava-like thai-arrhea last Wednesday.
My asshole was completely singed after some awful thai-arrhea yesterday.
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rubber anal beads increasing in size
charlotte shoves thai beads up her arse for pleasure
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An adaptation of Russian Roulette, designed to be safer and much more fun.
Requirements:
5 willing ladies.
1 Lady-boy (It's important that the lady-boy looks just as attractive as the 5 ladies to the uninformed observer).
2, 3 or 6 heterosexual male players (if using a different number of players, adjust the required number of ladies accordingly).
Any number of "non-players" to round up the necessary lady-boy and ladies; the players must not be told which one the lady-boy is.
Rules:
After a non-player has arranged the assortment of "ladies" in a random order, player 1 must walk up to one and perform or receive a sexual act (the act must be pre-aranged and performed by all players. It is up to the players to decide the act), followed by player 2 and so forth. Once a "lady" has been chosen by a player, they stand next to the player for the remainder of the game and are unable to be chosen by another player. After all the "ladies" have been paired up with players they start to remove their pants until the lady-boy is revealed. The player who chose the lady-boy must be ridiculed by his fellow players at every opportunity from then on for the rest of his life. Bonus points are awarded for presenting video evidence to the unlucky player's girlfriend/wife/mother/work colleagues etc.
Steve: "How was Thailand?"
Jim: "Great! Played Thai Roulette. Wanna see the video?"
Steve: "Yeah!"
Dave: "Nooooooooo!"
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adjective describing one as interested in expierementing with thai food, women, ect.
A: Darth Vader just had 11d7 thai-fighters built
B: I think he's become a little too thai curious
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