A Big Fat Purple guy With a bunch of rocks and a Tiny Dick
Tom: Thanos has a small dick
Joe: i Know
A big dumb idiot that looks like a shrivelled up grape that goes around the universe snapping people.
Thanos
A big man grape with crisps on his face who wants to collect some randoms stones
I am big man Thanos boiiiiiiiiis
A grape man who's chin has the texture of a decaying prune. Is constantly bullied by all the "superheroes".
Do you want to be Thanos? Just wear a fancy glove and glue a purple Ruffles chip on your chin.
Blue Da Ba Dee, except its purple and it has a pHD in mineralogy
Thanos likes rock collecting, adopting children after killing their whole race, and raisins.
Thanos is a big hunky purple guy in the range of peppa pig films personnaly I enjoy peppa pig and the golden boot when thanos destroys half the unniverse
Wow that's a lovely thanos you got there