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When a german pollka band is completley naked except for leather dominatrix clothing, with zippers near the butthole to allow them to shit out. Fans will often stand under the wooden stage, while being shit on with copious ammounts of smelly hot diarrhea.
Hey babe, lets go to the beach. There is going to be a pooka concert today
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When you and two other men were having a foursome with your wife, and someone shit diarrhea on her. Due to some wierd paralell universe shit and it was all three of you in different univere but also all of you and in one of the universes she was also cummed on.
This is a real Who Shot Johnny
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Gave me really really bad diarrhea when I was a kid
I don't want to eat at papadeux
When you are robbing a someones house, get extremely bored, and decide to hide beneath floor bored and kill them when they enter house while shouting "Peakaboo."
If you keep f*cking with my drug business, I'm going to peekaboo you at your house
Blue Da Ba Dee, except its purple and it has a pHD in mineralogy
When you take your girlfriend out for a romantic date at the local natural history museum, before luring her to you house and proceeding to forcefully and passionately sodomize her with the weight of a full grown hippopotamus.
Want to get freaky and Tyrannosaurus later, Sara?
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