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the coolest man alive; the sweetest dude living; total badass;
-Who is the coolest man alive again?
-Oh, you mean Alec Baldwin?
-yeah, that's right, I can't believe I forgot that.
-Neither can I. Everyone knows that, you assbag.
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When you get a vasectomy and end up getting a girl pregnant. Because you thought you were shooting blanks, but you had a live one in the chamber.
I pulled an Alec Baldwin and got my wife pregnant.
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A tan, dark haired girl. Most likely has an eating disorder because they are way too obsessed with their apperence. Never has a day with out her Starbucks and wouldn't be caught dead in a Dunken donuts. They give off the appearence of a happy go lucky girl who is nice to everyone, but as soon as you turn your back, they spread your deapest darkest secrets to everyone. Their kilts are hemmed so much that you can likley see the lily shorts they are wearing under it. Most likley to have a boyfriend at haverford. This relationship will last a week and they have probably gone all the way by freshman year. After graduating (if they do) they will live at home because who needs college when you have millions...right?
sami. s , a baldwin girl. thats all that needs to be said
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A model who is 21 years of age and also engaged to biggest pop star their is today Justin bieber and a person people like to hate and call her a duck and a snake because they ship jelena and have nothing else better to do wich their lives
Hey there's Hailey Baldwin and Justin bieber
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One of many awful places to live in the state of KS. Just north of Lawrence, an oasis in the desert. Home of Dollar General, Sonic, the Baldwin City Market, and Baker University. If it were located anywhere else in the state, it might be bearable. But its close proximity to Lawrence shows its sucktitude. Home of the Maple Leaf Festival, another crappy part of a crappy city.
Student 1: My girlfriend goes to Baker, it's in Baldwin City.
Student 2: You have to go to Baldwin. Take some good dank.
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The premier all-girls school in the Philadelphia region. It and Greenwich Academy are almost universally said to be the best suburban girls schools on the US East Coast.
The school enrolls the blonde sisters of Haverford School boys, who have the rare skill of hosting the main line's largest parties and pull off 1400+ SAT scores. The girls on the squash team leaves EA and Springside weeping in tears.
To love, or not to love? That is the question. With platinum-cladded facades, Baldwin School girls may enchant even the most prized of boy athletes on the main line. But be careful; they can use their inner genius to take advantage of even the most seasoned relationships.
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A former all-female college in Staunton, VA. 99% of the student body is gay, and weed stench looms over the entire campus. Not that many people really give a shit about classes. The people are cool, though, and it's a nice college.
I wanna get high and eat pussy, let's go to Mary Baldwin!
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